Barney

'[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swJHZbrAP6c Oi, yoo've bin lookin' at mah page fur whit? tae erase me?]'

'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swJHZbrAP6c Hah, yer wee min' will ne'er erase me! Aam permanent, an' godly. nae tae mention tacobell's protectur. Ye hurt tacobeel, Ah hurt ye. simple as 'at. A bit ay info abit me, aam arii's lawyer. he foond me in th' jobby, an' forced me tae be their lawyer. aw Ah actually dae is make sure mah leaves gang tae a secure spot, an' watch it fur them when daein' a leaf exchange. simple. Wa am Ah haur? aam in th' gam. aam in yer hearts. yer nightmares. a' place. ye cannae rid yerself ay me. Ah will fin' ye, an' kidnap ye. Yer hydra ra ra ra ra ra ra is nae match fur me, ne'er will be, actually. i dinnae lat at tosknirs, Ah praise them. Ah dinnae eat tacos, Ah guard them. Ah am in coort noo. Aam frae scootlund, an' much better noo than when Ah was oan 'at trashy kids tv shaw. mah life is soooo better. Ah loove mah job. Rats ur whit they ur. literal rats. Ah cannae believe Ah thooght they waur mah kids. they gart me step oan a tack fur their enjoyment, sae Ah slapped them. Ah got fired efter, coz Ah said mah special wuid. Mah page will be updated suin, dornt tooch it.]'''

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He be good lawyer too ]