Rodger (This games most cursed creation)

rodger x gilbert for life

rodger is an npc boi. He took the task of being that annoying tutorial npc you see when beginning teh game which is why people find him annoying and decided to make weird ship art and memes about him. You can see the pain in his eyes and teh forced fake smile. Rodger is suffering. Rodger is dying. Rodger will eventually crack.

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' [MISSING DRAGON REPORT] This poor soul has gone missing. We believe he was taken by a DA player who disliked him for screaming and looking ugly, and jumpscaring people for giving lessons. To report any Rodger sightings, please call this number: AHHAAAGHGAHGHA. I repeat, if you spot Rodger, please call this number: AHHAAAGHGAHGHA.'